family feud is a national treasure
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🎀Rainbow unicorns and Razors🎀
i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing
my doctor said im allergic to citrus
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me
also me
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me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me
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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.
current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.
aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.
aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus.
Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.
Every time I see this it has different characters I love this post
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I love this post.
is that a fucking pun
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Quarter marks on Joe Meyer’s horse, Snip
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My precious child 🌼
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got a broken heart?? put it in rice
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0 Plays
Rick Astley (?)
Never Gonna Give You Up (but everyone is playing at slightly different tempos)
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special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea
wait what
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Pharazon Coco Chanel
10/01/17
Unedited photos from my ‘ehh’ pile #1
ahaha holy fuck
Jack Nicholson: HEEERE’S JOHNNY!
[kitty sticks his lil head through as woman screams in background]this cat has an impeccable sense of comedic timing.
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